IMPORTANT NOTICE: I will NOT answer any questions about how to break into so-and-so's AOL account or ISP account or AIM account or WHATEVER. Do you hear me, wanna-be hAcKeR kiddies? That means DO NOT E-MAIL ME asking how to do it. If you do, I will report you to AOL and any other concerned parties, including your ISP and possibly law enforcement if needed. It's been done before. Don't bother trying to e-mail me from what you think is an anonymous account. It's not. I'll trace it.

APPARENTLY THERE ARE SOME OF YOU STUPID AMERICANS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES E-MAIL ME ASKING ME ANYTHING. (I don't speak Retard, so I have no idea how to get through to these folks other than big mean-looking black text.)

Apologies to those of you intelligent enough to understand that I'm not going to help you break into your sister's boyfriend's e-mail account, but really. There are some stupid motherfuckers out there.

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Last Modified: 19 Dec 2001.

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