APPARENTLY THERE ARE SOME OF YOU STUPID AMERICANS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES E-MAIL ME ASKING ME ANYTHING. (I don't speak Retard, so I have no idea how to get through to these folks other than big mean-looking black text.)
Apologies to those of you intelligent enough to understand that I'm not going to help you break into your sister's boyfriend's e-mail account, but really. There are some stupid motherfuckers out there.
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