In case you didn't know, I maintain a small list of ResEdit hacks that I've written. There is a very clear warning at the top of the page that states:
IMPORTANT NOTICE: I will NOT answer any questions about how to break into so-and-so's AOL account or ISP account or AIM account or WHATEVER. Do you hear me, wanna-be hAcKeR kiddies? That means DO NOT E-MAIL ME asking how to do it. If you do, I will report you to AOL and any other concerned parties, including your ISP and possibly law enforcement if needed. It's been done before. Don't bother trying to e-mail me from what you think is an anonymous account. It's not. I'll trace it.
APPARENTLY THERE ARE SOME OF YOU STUPID AMERICANS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES E-MAIL ME ASKING ME ANYTHING. (I don't speak Retard, so I have no idea how to get through to these folks other than big mean-looking black text.)
Some people apparently see the word "hack" and instantly think I know how to do all sorts of illegal things. Not only do they assume I have this knowledge, but they also assume I'm going to share it with them at the drop of a hat, because, well, you know, I try to do illegal favours for any anonymous dickhead who drops an e-mail in my direction. Keep this in mind as you read these three e-mails, and note the timestamps...
From: Dilpickle100@aol.com Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 12:50:26 EDT Subject: how do i..... To: thepickle@binhost.com how do I go into somone elses account and take a sceename of there buddylist?Needless to say, I didn't respond because, well, this guy is exactly the type of person the disclaimer up top is meant to deter. Five minutes later...
From: Dilpickle100@aol.com Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 12:54:49 EDT Subject: im sorry To: thepickle@binhost.com I dident see that text because I went on one of your other sites and it dident show the text so please dont do anthing im just a kid please.Still didn't respond, but now I was laughing. He wasn't through...
From: Dilpickle100@aol.com Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 13:08:57 EDT Subject: please sir i dident know To: thepickle@binhost.com plese i dident know ive never hacked in my life and this moring i woke up and i was wondering how i could get tis perosns screename off his buddy list and then i went to one of your link sites and it dident show the black text i found this link site on yahoo.com please sir dont report me i woldent of emailed u if i would have seen the text. thank youWow. I've got a guy here begging me not to report him to the FBI for trying to hack into someone's account. Note to the FBI: this guy is pretty clueless. Go easy on him.