Let's play a little quiz game, shall we?
Question 1: You have just gotten an illegal copy of PowerPoint and need a serial number to complete the installation. You attempt to obtain this serial number by
Got your answer? Now, keeping in mind that e-mail is in no way private unless you encrypt it, would you really choose anything besides (A) or (B)?
I didn't think so.
But let's assume, just for the sake of argument, that you chose (D).
Question #2: Do you e-mail the total stranger asking for assistance pirating software from
Keeping this in mind, I present Ozzie Morales, winner of the Stupid Employee of the Month award at Union Bay, the clothing company. The original e-mail arrived in the middle of the day; I was out running errands until evening and didn't get back in time to catch him at work. Apparently he checks his work e-mail at home, though...
From omorales@unionbay.com Thu Sep 11 19:24:21 2003 Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 12:24:04 -0700 From: "Ozzie Morales" <omorales@unionbay.com> To: <thepickle@binhost.com> Subject: need a number Content-Type: text/html Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Description: HTML Where can I get Power Point 9.0 serial numbers.. oz
Yes, I checked the headers to make sure it really did come from Union Bay. I see no need to reproduce that here, but trust me.
Anyway, it was formatted with HTML, as you can see, so I sent him my standard "turn off HTML so I can read your message" autoreply and got this back an hour later:
From DBZOZZ@aol.com Thu Sep 11 22:26:56 2003 Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 18:27:03 -0400 From: DBZOZZ@aol.com To: thepickle@binhost.com Subject: need registration number Hey pickle I wanted to know how can I get some resistration number or codes for power point 9.0 for the mac Ozzie
At this point I was pretty sure he was up to no good, so I sent off copies of his original e-mail and this one (with full headers) to Union Bay, Microsoft, and AOL. And I replied with the following question:
To: DBZOZZ@aol.com From: the pickle <thepickle@binhost.com> Subject: Re: need registration number Did it ever occur to you to ask Microsoft?
To which I got the following response. Note the second line, which I'm dedicating to Captain Obvious:
From DBZOZZ@aol.com Thu Sep 11 23:56:41 2003 Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:56:47 -0400 From: DBZOZZ@aol.com To: thepickle@binhost.com Subject: Re: need registration number no i have not.... I did not buy the software.... Ozzie
Wow. That's all I have to say. Wow.