Question for you readers: do I look like Doctor fucking Laura? Is your relationship problem any of my business or concern? Lastly, DO YOU SEE A "WILL BREAK LAW FOR MONEY" SIGN ON MY FUCKING FOREHEAD?

From customgagt@yahoo.com Wed Oct 29 06:15:50 2003
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2003 22:15:56 -0800 (PST)
From: nick akey <customgagt@yahoo.com>
Subject: looking for aim hack
To: thepickle@binhost.com

hi, i am looking for an aol instant messenger hack, that will allow me
to view conversations that my girlfriend has on another computer. my
girlfriend is at college, and i have a feeling that she is cheating on
me, and i would like to view what she is saying to these other guys, 
thank you very much!

Obviously she doesn't want your sorry high-school ass any more, you pathetic piece of crap. She's getting more dick than you could ever imagine at all her fun college parties, and you can't deal with the fact that she's moved on. Yet you somehow think I'm going to fix this problem for you by letting you break into her AOL account? Dude, your girlfriend is fucking hot. Yes, she's cheating on you. With me. And she's reading this. Now "go away, you stalker creep," she says.